The first post that is actually new since 2010

Man I've practically done nothing with this Blogspot outside of running track of my alternative scoring track.

I've been spending more time with my Tumblr than with this actually.

The big post of ratings of animated features

I haven't done a post on this blog in almost a year, so I might as well put out something on this thing: -

- Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) - Four stars

- Gulliver's Travels (1938) - Two and a half stars

- Pinocchio (1940) - Four stars

- Fantasia (1940) - Three and a half stars

- Dumbo (1941) - Three and a half stars

- Mr. Bug Goes to Town (1941) - Four stars

- Bambi (1942) - Four stars

- Saludos Amigos (1943) - Two and a half stars

- The Three Caballeros (1945) - Three stars

- Make Mine Music (1946) - Two stars

- Fun and Fancy Free (1947) - Two and a half stars

- Melody Time (1948) - Two and a half stars

- The Adventures of Icabod and Mr. Toad - Three and a half stars

- Cinderella (1950) - Three stars

- Jeannot the Intrepid (1950) - Zero stars

- Alice in Wonderland (1951) - Four stars

- Peter Pan (1953) - Three stars

- Animal Farm (1954) - Three and a half stars

- Lady and the Tramp (1955) - Three and a half stars

- The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep (1955 / again in 1980 thru director's cut, renamed as "Le Roi et l'oiseau") - Four stars

- The Snow Queen (1958) - Four stars

- Sleeping Beauty (1959) - Two and a half stars

- One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) - Three and a half stars

- Mad Monster Party (1967) - Two and a half stars

- The Jungle Book (1967) - Four stars

- Yellow Submarine (1968) - Four stars

- The Aristocats (1970) - Three stars

- Charlotte's Web (1973) - Two and a half stars

- Wizards (1977) - Three stars

- The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) - Four stars

- The Rescuers (1977) - Two and a half stars

- Raggedy Ann and Andy (1977) - Three stars

- Allegro non Troppo (1977) - Four stars

- Watership Down (1978) - Three and a half stars

- The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) - Four stars

- American Pop (1980) - Two stars

- Heavy Metal (1981) - Three stars

- The Plauge Dogs (1981) - Four stars

- The Sea Prince and the Fire Child (1981) - Four stars

- The Fox and the Hound (1981) - Three stars

- The Last Unicorn (1982) - Two and a half stars

- The Secret of NIMH (1982) - Four stars

- Twice Upon a Time (1983) - Three and a half stars

- Rock and Rule (1983) - Three stars

- Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984) - Four stars

- The Black Cauldron (1985) - Two and a half stars

- The Great Mouse Detective (1986) - Three stars

- Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) - Four stars

- Transformers: The Movie (1986) - Two stars

- Fairy Florence (1986) - Zero stars

- An American Tail (1986) - Three and a half stars

- The Chipmunk Adventure (1987) - Two stars

- Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night (1987) - Two stars

- Felix the Cat (1987) - Half a star

- G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) - Two and a half stars

- The Brave Little Toaster (1987) - Four stars

- When the Wind Blows (1987) - Three and a half stars

- Twilight of the Cockroaches (1987) - Four stars

- My Neighbor Totoro (1988) - Four stars

- Grave of the Fireflies (1988) - Four stars

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) - Four stars

- Akira (1988) - Four stars

- The Land Before Time (1988) - Four stars

- Oliver and Company (1988) - Three stars

- Little Nemo in Slumberland (1989) - Three and a half stars

- Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) - Three stars

- The Little Mermaid (1989) - Four stars

- All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) - Two stars

- Robot Carnival (1990) - Three and a half stars

- Jetsons: The Movie (1990) - Two stars

- The Treasure of the Lost Lamp (Ducktales; 1990) - Two and a half stars

- The Rescuers Down Under (1990) - Two and a half stars

- The Nutcracker Prince (1990) - One and a half stars

- Rover Dangerfield (1991) - Two and a half stars

- Only Yesterday (1991) - Four sars

- Beauty and the Beast (1991) - Four stars

- An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) - Two and a half stars

- Ferngully (1992) - Two and a half stars

- Rock-a-Doodle (1992) - One and a half stars

- Bebe's Kids (1992) - Three stars

- Porco Rosso (1992) - Four stars

- Freddie as F.R.O.7. (1992) - One star

- Aladdin (1992) - Two stars

- Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1993) - Half a star

- Happily Ever After (1993) - Zero stars

- The Thief and the Cobbler (1993) - Four (Recobbled / Workprint) / One and a half (Calvert) / Half a star (Miramax)

- The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - Three and a half stars

- We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story (1993) - One and a half stars

- Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) - Three and a half stars

- Thumbelina (1994) - One and a half stars

- The Princess and the Goblin (1994) - One and a half stars

- The Lion King (1994) - Four stars

- A Troll in Central Park (1994) - Zero stars

- The Swan Princess (1994) - Two stars

- The Pagemaster (1994) - Two and a half stars

- A Goofy Movie (1995) - Two and a half stars

- The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) - Two and a half stars

- Whisper of the Heart (1995) - Two and a half stars

- Pocahontas (1995) - Three stars

- Toy Story (1995) - Four stars

- Balto (1995) - Three and a half stars

- Gumby: The Movie (1996) - Two stars

- James and the Giant Peach (1996) - Two and a half stars

- All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1996) - One star

- The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - Three and a half stars

- Space Jam (1996) - Two stars

- Beavis and Butthead Do America (1996) - Three and a half stars

- Cats Don't Dance (1997) - Three and a half stars

- Hercules (1997) - Three stars

- Princess Mononoke (1997) - Three stars

- Perfect Blue (1997) - Four stars

- Anastasia (1997) - Three stars

- Quest for Camelot (1998) - One and a half stars

- Mulan (1998) - Three stars

- Antz (1998) - Two and a half stars

- A Bug's Life (1998) - Three stars

- The Rugrats Movie (1998) - Three stars

- The Prince of Egypt (1998) - Four stars

- Doug's 1st Movie - One and a half stars

- The King and I (1999) - Zero stars

- Tarzan (1999) - Three and a half stars

- South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (1999) - Four stars

- My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) - Three and a half stars

- The Iron Giant (1999) - Four stars

- Pokemon: The First Movie ("Mewtwo Strikes Back"; 1999) - Half a star

- Toy Story 2 (1999) - Four stars

- Fantasia 2000 (2000) - Three and a half stars

- The Tigger Movie (2000) - Three stars

- The Road to El Dorado (2000) - Three and a half stars

- Dinosaur (2000) - Two and a half stars

- Titan A.E. (2000) - Two and a half stars

- Chicken Run (2000) - Three and a half stars

- The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) - Three stars

- Pokemon 2000 ("The Power of One"; 2000) - One star

- Digimon: The Movie (2000) - Two and a half stars

- Cyberworld (2000) - Three and a half stars

- Rugrats in Paris (2000) - Three stars

- The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - Three stars

- Recess: School's Out (2001) - Two and a half stars

- Pokemon 3 ("The Spell of the Unown"; 2001) - Zero stars

- The Trumpet of the Swan (2001) - Half a star

- Shrek (2001) - Three and a half stars

- Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - Two and a half stars

- Final Fantasy (2001) - Three stars

- The Happy Cricket of the Amazon (2001) - One star

- Spirited Away (2001) - Four stars

- Osmosis Jones (2001) - Three stars

- Monsters, Inc (2001) - Three and a half stars

- Millenium Actress (2001) - Three and a half stars

- Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001) - Two and a half stars

- Return to Neverland (2001) - Two stars

- Ice Age (2002) - Three stars

- The Cat Returns (2002) - Three and a half stars

- Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron (2002) - Two stars

- Lilo and Stitch (2002) - Four stars

- Arnold Saves the Neighborhood (Hey Arnold!; 2002) - One star

- The Powerpuff Girls (2002) - Three stars

- Jonah (Veggietales; 2002) - Three stars

- Pokemon 4Ever ("Celebi: Voice of the Forest"; 2002) - Zero stars

- The Princess and the Pea (2002) - One star

- Tresasure Planet (2002) - Two stars

- Eight Crazy Nights (2002) - One and a half stars

- The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2003) - Two stars

- The Jungle Book 2 (2003) - One star

- Piglet's Big Movie (2003) - Two and a half stars

- Pokemon Heroes ("Latios and Latias"; 2003) - Zero stars

- Finding Nemo (2003) - Four stars

- Rugrats Go Wild (2003) - Two and a half stars

- Sinbad (2003) - Three and a half stars

- Brother Bear (2003) - Three stars

- Tokyo Godfathers (2003) - Four stars

- Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) - Three stars

- The Triplettes of Belleville (2003) - Three and a half stars

- Teacher's Pet (2004) - Three and a half stars

- Home on the Range (2004) - Two and a half stars

- Shrek 2 (2004) - Three stars

- Howl's Moving Castle (2004) - Three stars

- The Pyramid of Light (Yu-Gi-Oh!; 2004) - Zero stars

- Shark Tale (2004) - One star

- The Incredibles (2004) - Four stars

- The Polar Express (2004) - Three stars

- The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) - Three stars

- Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) - Three stars

- The Magic Roundabout (2005) - Three (Original) / Zero (Weinstein)

- Robots (2005) - Three stars

- Madagascar (2005) - One and a half stars

- Valiant (2005) - Two stars

- El Arca (2005) - Zero stars

- Corpse Bride (2005) - Two and a half stars

- The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (Wallace and Gromit; 2005) - Four stars

- Chicken Little (2005) - Half a star

- Hoodwinked (2006) - Two and a half stars

- Curious George (2006) - Three stars

- Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006) - Two and a half stars

- The Wild (2006) - Two stars

- Over the Hedge (2006) - Three and a half stars

- Paprika (2006) - Four stars

- Cars (2006) - Three stars

- Monster House (2006) - Four stars

- The Ant Bully (2006) - One star

- Barnyard (2006) - Half a star

- Everyone's Hero (2006) - Half a star

- Open Season (2006) - Two and a half stars

- Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss (2006) - Two stars

- Flushed Away (2006) - Two stars

- Happy Feet (2006) - Two and a half stars

- Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) - One and a half stars

- Happily N'Ever After (2007) - Zero stars

- TMNT (2007) - Two and a half stars

- Meet the Robinsons (2007) - Three and a half stars

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theatres (2007) - Three stars

- Shrek the Third (2007) - One and a half stars

- Surf's Up (2007) - Two stars

- Ratatouille (2007) - Four stars

- The Simpsons (2007) - Three stars

- Bee Movie (2007) - Two and a half stars

- Beowulf (2007) - Two and a half stars

- Persepolis (2007) - Four stars

- The Pirates That Don't Do Anything (Veggietales; 2008) - One star

- Horton Hears a Who (2008) - Three stars

- Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (2008) - Four stars

- Kung Fu Panda (2008) - Three and a half stars

- WALL-E (2008) - Three and a half stars

- Space Chimps (2008) - Two stars

- Fly Me to the Moon (2008) - One star

- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - One and a half stars

- Igor (2008) - Two and a half stars

- Sita Sings the Blues (2008) - Three stars

- Roadside Romeo (2008) - Two stars

- Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) - Two and a half stars

- Bolt (2008) - Two stars

- Delgo (2008) - Half a star

- The Tale of Desperaux (2008) - Two stars

- Waltz with Bashir (2008) - Four stars

- Coraline (2009) - Three and a half stars

- The Secret of Kells (2009) - Two and a half stars

- Monsters vs Aliens (2009) - One and a half stars

- Up (2009) - Three stars

- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosuars (2009) - Two and a half stars

- 9 (2009) - Three stars

- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) - Three stars

- Astro Boy (2009) - One and a half stars

- A Christmas Carol (2009) - Three stars

- Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) - Four stars

- Planet 51 (2009) - Two stars

- The Princess and the Frog (2009) - Three stars

- How to Train Your Dragon (2010) - Three stars

- Shrek Forever After (2010) - One and a half stars

- Toy Story 3 (2010) - Three and a half stars

- Despicable Me (2010) - Two and a half stars

- The Illusionist (2010) - Four stars

- My Dog Tulip (2010) - Four stars

- Alpha and Omega (2010) - One star

- The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) - Three stars

- Megamind (2010) - Three and a half stars

- Tangled (2010) - Three stars

- The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010) - Two stars

- Gnomeo and Juliet (2011) - One and a half stars

- Rango (2011) - Three stars

- Mars Needs Moms (2011) - One star

- Rio (2011) - One and a half stars

- Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs Evil (2011) - Two stars

- The Kaboom of Doom ("Kung Fu Panda 2"; 2011) - Four stars

- Cars 2 (2011) - Two stars

- The Further Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (2011) - Three stars

- Puss in Boots (2011) - Four stars

- Happy Feet Two (2011) - Three stars

- Arthur Christmas (2011) - Two and a half stars

- The Adventures of Tintin (2011) - Four stars

- The Secret World of Arriety (2011) - Three and a half stars

- Back to the Sea (2012) - Two and a half stars

- The Lorax (2012) - One and a half stars

- The Pirates! (2012) - Three stars

- Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) - Three stars

- The Bear and the Bow ("Brave", 2012) - Two and a half stars

- Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012) - Two stars

- Paranorman (2012) - Four stars

- Hotel Transylvania (2012) - Three stars

- Frankenweenie (2012) - Three stars

- A Monster in Paris (2012) - Three stars

- Wreck-It Ralph (2012) - Two and a half stars

- The Guardians of Childhood ("Rise of the Guardians", 2012) - Three and a half stars

- Dorothy of Oz (2013) -

- Mr. Peabody and Sherman (2013) -

- Monsters University (2013) -

- How to Be a Pirate ("Dragon 2", 2014) -

- Kung Fu Panda 3 (Eventually) -

First Post!

Hey kids! The Forbidden Douchebag here!

Guess what you're looking at! I gots me a blog!

So what does this blog mean? It means that I can substitute any Blogs o' Fun and Death I planned on doing, but didn't since I pretty much have a silent opinion oral.

It's easier for me to get it out in text than it is with my geeky voice, which usually goes through a formulaic tone when ether I do a rant video. With text and some imagery, it's much more affective.

So what about my video projects? Well I've just done about 20 minutes (!) of "Aladdin and the Cave of Cheesburgers 2.0" and the next YTP will be out soon, I'm in a mixture of pooper block, lack of inspiration, and the Christmas holidays. The next one I will point out will be based on the 1990 Jetsons movie, making it the last sequel to the Google Video Poops.

Expect this blog to be updated on a monthly basis, also if I get any ideas to blog on.

Until next time, this is F.D. singing out!

P.S. I guess I might as well give you guys something to pass the time, here's a quick preview of what I have in store for you guys with "Cave of Cheeseburgers 2.0".